Survey

5

April 26, 2011 by ferness42

Thank you for agreeing to take this survey.  Please indicate one answer for each question.

Are you a man or a woman?

Would you enjoy a hot bath with scented bubbles?

Would you enjoy that activity with the company of another?

Would you partake of a beverage for the duration of that activity?

During this activity, would you prefer music or television be playing in the background?

During this activity, would you engage in conversation or would you prefer silence?

Upon the successful completion of this activity, are there any personal ablutions you engage in? 

Upon completion of the ablutions, would you fail to notice your companion, nude and reclined on the bed?

Please answer all questions: Would you fail to notice your companion, nude and reclined on the bed?

Thank you for your time in completing this survey.  Your answers are very important to us, perhaps even moreso to your companion.  Your account will be credited with $3 within the next two weeks.

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5 thoughts on “Survey

  1. Tommy Salami says:

    Ouch. A fitting retort, however.

  2. very nice. i would like a hot bath with scented bubbles, by the way.

  3. Harley May says:

    This last line slays me. Great, Mary. Thank you.

  4. pmj says:

    Are you a man or a woman?

    > Yes.

    Would you enjoy a hot bath with scented bubbles?

    > Yes.

    Would you enjoy that activity with the company of another?

    > Yes.

    Would you partake of a beverage for the duration of that activity?

    > Perhaps.

    During this activity, would you prefer music or television be playing in the background?

    > Music.

    During this activity, would you engage in conversation or would you prefer silence?

    > Conversation followed by awkward silence.

    Upon the successful completion of this activity, are there any personal ablutions you engage in?

    > Just a little scrub/scritch behind the ears.

    Upon completion of the ablutions, would you fail to notice your companion, nude and reclined on the bed?

    > Depends on whether cloaking devices are involved.

    Please answer all questions: Would you fail to notice your companion, nude and reclined on the bed?

    > Damn. Sub-space recliner is engaged. I notice.

  5. wiredwriter says:

    Are you a man or a woman?

    Often.

    Would you enjoy a hot bath with scented bubbles?

    Only on Tuesdays.

    Would you enjoy that activity with the company of another?

    Only on Tuesdays.

    Would you partake of a beverage for the duration of that activity?

    Yes, a plethora.

    During this activity, would you prefer music or television be playing in the background?

    Tuesday music would be playing already.

    During this activity, would you engage in conversation or would you prefer silence?

    So many noises = Tuesday conversation.

    Upon the successful completion of this activity, are there any personal ablutions you engage in?

    Again, a plethora.

    Upon completion of the ablutions, would you fail to notice your companion, nude and reclined on the bed?

    No fail on Tuesdays.

    Please answer all questions: Would you fail to notice your companion, nude and reclined on the bed?

    Fuck no.

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